Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
