Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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