We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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