in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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