I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
