He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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