scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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