I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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