Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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