I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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