Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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