I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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