Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
