I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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