I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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