And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she told me i tasted like america
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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