Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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