He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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