Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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