Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I'm passing your future prison.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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