i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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