dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
two words: eviction party
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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