She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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