so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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