I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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