She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
one two three fourrrrnication!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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