so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
