that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize