I hope mine doesn't look like that
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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