And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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