this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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