So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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