i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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