I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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