i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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