I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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