I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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