Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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