is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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