On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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