your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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