Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm bleeding and have questions
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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