Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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