if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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