somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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