it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just tell him i said nine months
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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