I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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