I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Can vaginas get frostbite?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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