After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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