my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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