You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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