i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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