How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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