ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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