Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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