Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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