But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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